Socially Distancing Since Space Oversized Tee

POV: You're floating through life with zero gravity and even fewer responsibilities.

This oversized tee is for when you're physically on Earth but mentally orbiting Saturn. Perfect for those days when you need to remind everyone that your energy is astronomically unmatched and your style is literally stellar.

Featuring our favorite space explorer who's just casually falling through the void like all of us through Monday morning lectures. He gets it. You get it. We all get it.

Ideal for: Existential crisis meetings, pretending to listen in Zoom calls while actually planning your escape to Mars, and serving looks that are more elevated than Jeff Bezos' 11-minute space vacation.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to dramatically gesture at the moon, quote space memes, and ghost people because 'you need space' (literally). Side effects include looking effortlessly cool and having strangers ask where you got your shirt.

Size: Oversized (because personal space is important, unlike actual space where you're stuck with your crewmates for months)

Care Instructions: Wash in cold water like the endless void of space. Tumble dry low like your expectations for this semester."